The "My Hill" Game

This is really simple, all you have to do is "Just Say something that means the hill is yours and say at the end 'My Hill'

Examples

John wrote:

I built a castle on a hill, my hill.

Then Bob would say;

Bob wrote:

I took the castle by setting fire to everyone in side with a mkII Flame-thrower. My Hill.

See, simple isn't it!

I'll start:
I found a hill that nobody owned, claimed it, and set up svereal Out post towers with trained snipers, and built a luxurious stone castle-come-manor house on the top with a large indoor swimming pool and 156 trained guards, assassins, ninjas and snipers to defend it. My Hill.
-Bvcx3

Bvcx3 wrote:

I found a hill that nobody owned, claimed it, and set up svereal Out post towers with trained snipers, and built a luxurious stone castle-come-manor house on the top with a large indoor swimming pool and 156 trained guards, assassins, ninjas and snipers to defend it. My Hill.
-Bvcx3

I took the outpost similar to what I do on far cry 3, in stealth and undetected. Next I brought in my skilled security service and occupied the rest of the hill. Next I moved it onto my private island and used the house as my own. Imported some fit girls to go in the pool and some counties etc.

My Hill

Jd6820driver

Jd6820driver wrote:

Bvcx3 wrote:

I found a hill that nobody owned, claimed it, and set up svereal Out post towers with trained snipers, and built a luxurious stone castle-come-manor house on the top with a large indoor swimming pool and 156 trained guards, assassins, ninjas and snipers to defend it. My Hill.
-Bvcx3

I took the outpost similar to what I do on far cry 3, in stealth and undetected. Next I brought in my skilled security service and occupied the rest of the hill. Next I moved it onto my private island and used the house as my own. Imported some fit girls to go in the pool and some counties etc.

My Hill

Jd6820driver

I secretly surrounded the island with some old U-boats I found in a scrap yard and put chains around the hill and towed it away, back where it was before, and blew up the island. Also while you were getting some bread from the shop on the mainland, I killed all of your men, (Kept the girls though ), stole you conties and sold them on, and retook the house/castle.
-Bvcx3

Bvcx3 wrote:

Jd6820driver wrote:

Bvcx3 wrote:

I found a hill that nobody owned, claimed it, and set up svereal Out post towers with trained snipers, and built a luxurious stone castle-come-manor house on the top with a large indoor swimming pool and 156 trained guards, assassins, ninjas and snipers to defend it. My Hill.
-Bvcx3

I took the outpost similar to what I do on far cry 3, in stealth and undetected. Next I brought in my skilled security service and occupied the rest of the hill. Next I moved it onto my private island and used the house as my own. Imported some fit girls to go in the pool and some counties etc.

My Hill

Jd6820driver

I secretly surrounded the island with some old U-boats I found in a scrap yard and put chains around the hill and towed it away, back where it was before, and blew up the island. Also while you were getting some bread from the shop on the mainland, I killed all of your men, (Kept the girls though ), stole you conties and sold them on, and retook the house/castle.
-Bvcx3

The U boats were in the scrap for a reason and therefore sunk. The hill you took was not mine that was Bill Oddie's sorry so the hill is still in my possession

Jdd620driver

I killed your guards with my Ballista, I knicked all your girls and set fire to the hill. I then rebuilt up a nice tourism industry. My Hill.

I don't care about the hill, can I have the girls back though please Nice attempt but thanks for burning all the gorse and fern off so I can plough it. Your tourist industry fails as the hill is on a remote island if you remember. Therefore as everyone leaves it's my hill

Jd6820driver

I nuke it and save the girls, steal them and take them to a new hill I built to replace the one I destroyed. My Hill!
-Bvcx3

BTW mate, that is a load of bull because I had already taken it all! My hill.

@Farmer Bob which hill have you taken because I believe it is the wrong one, all attention is on the one I'm storming to claim of Mr. Bvcx3

MY HILL!

Jd6820driver

You fail, because My ninjas ninja you and you die(temporally) so I keep the hill and keep pressing the # button because my naff keyboard has the silly small "Backspace" key and massive "enter" key of which it should be new to. My Hill.
-Bvcx3

Your keyboard causes a critical loss of concentration and I exploit this to full effect breaching the door slow mo style wipe out the ninjas one shot each then kick you out with a sore bottom from being booted.

My Hill!

Jd6820driver

sorry but that was me and I shot you and buried you in the hill before you could that. May Hill

I've played enough computer games to know that I will respawn in seconds, I take you be surprise and claim the hill in my fallen's honour

Jd6820driver

By the fact that you forgot to put "My Hill" that is completely irrelevant and I smashed your tacky so you completely failed and while you were crying in shame about it I retook the hill! MY HILL!
-Bvcx3

Excuse me, I don't use those tactical insertions their for noobs, B you're playing the wrong game here the coordinates of the actual hill are x 0908567 y 7659201

still my hill

JD6820driver

No, they are X 71574 Y 452765, My Hill!

Damn you, moving the objective I creep up behind the hill and scare it back to my territory

MY HILL

Jd682driver

The hill was that scared that it ran into my territory, My Hill
-Bvcx3

Well, it turns out that that was my territory! My Hill!

I want to go and play GTA V MY HILL!

I wish I had GTA V My sadness brings the hill to me

Jd6820driver

Well, as you didn't say "My Hill" at the end the hill is mine. My Hill
-Bvcx3

I implied the hill was mine and therefore it still belongs to me

Jd6820driver

Well I took it from you so, My Hill!
-Bvcx3

I phoned up the moderator of the game he reckons it's still mine
so my hill

Jd6820driver